Thank you to BolwlerBw (AOL screen name) for donating some faces and also a LARGE thank you to John Fernandez (I AM SUMO on AOL), Christine Sullivan, Ethan Schwartz, Rory Tate (AOL name) , and many other people for their contributions! Here is the latest from the minds of the greatest! :) smile ;} happy wink <:) bald guy ?) ??? E:) Brook Shields Eyebrows |) sleeping !) wink X) laughing and squinting B) Mutant Ninja Turtle I) Mutant Ninja Turtle II p) patch over 1 eye and winking :( frown 8) glasses &:) raccoon hat {:) toupee _O) scuba diver :{ really sad %) patch on eye ") one black eye ;) wink K) smug laughter +{:) The Pope 5:) Elvis -) invisible Smiley ,-) " " with a wink X-( user just died C=}>;*{O?) wierd smiley :] beep beep :> lemmie think :D laughter :I Hmm... not funny :( sad :[ real downer :< I'm mad :{ oh boy the head master :O yelling ;) crying [] hugs and :* kisses :-' spiting tobacco :-1 bland face :-! smiley with pimple :-$ Smiley with braces :-6 Smiley eating sour thing 8-} swimmer :-* smiley eating something bitter :-& someone tongue-tied :-O smiley screaming, yawning, yelling, or saying "O" (:-( unsmiley frowning =:-) punk rocker =:-( punk rockers don't smile +-:-) priest :-o singing national anthem :-p sticking out its tongue :-[ un-Smiley blockhead :-] Smiley blockhead {:-) hair parted Smiley g-) Smiley with pince-nez glasses :-\ unsure Smiley :-/ " " is a lefty ;-) winking :-< real sad Smiley :-x my lips are sealed :-c bummed Smiley :-v talking head Smiley :-? smoking a pipe o-) Cyclopes :< midget unsmiley :> " Smiley |-) That guy on star Trek :-I Hmm? :-P nyah nyah |-P Yuck %%:-) beehive x-( dead >:-I ??? 3:o[ ??? %\v Picasso > `e devil %-| working all night ::-) wears glasses }:-( bull headed :-{) mustache :-# braces :-& Tongue tied C|:-= Charley Chap `-)= Abe Lincoln :-W speak with a for `ue (-: Left handed Smiley :*) are you drunk? [:] robot B:-) sunglasses 8:-) little girl :-)-8 big girl :-E bucktoothed vampire :-@ user is screaming @= pro nuclear war *<:-) Santa Claus (8-) Mr. Bill *:o) bozo the clown 3:] pet face E-:-) HAM radio operator :-9 user is licking lips %-6 User is brain dead [:-) User is wearing a walkman K:P Kid with a beanie :P~~~~~~ Kid drooling :P~~~~~~~0 Kid drooling into a puddle (-: User is left handed %-) Person has had no sleep :*) Drunk [:] I'm a robot {:} I'm a burger B:-) Wears glasses on head ::-) Wears normal glasses 8:-) Is a little girl :-{) User has a mustache :-7 I'm weird :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-& Tongue tied :-Q User is a smoker :-X Lips are sealed •<|:*) Rudolph : • ) Happy Clown : • ( Sad Clown >: • | o Smiley in mama O Biger smiley in mama : •))))) Need a chin? {:-{0 Waiter d:) Happy boy with cap d:( Sad Boy with cap d:)& Happy boy with tux & cap d:(& Sad boy with tux & cap @>->- A rose [(:-) Weaing a toupée [:-) Wearing a walkman [] Hug 8D Really Happy! ](:-( Losing toupée in the wind |-| Sleeping Asleep :-)> Smiley w/ a goatee :-)== Smiley w/ a beard :-)x Smiley w/ a bowtie };-> devilish wink >;-> a lewd remark was made <:-) dumb question =:-o Eeeeeeek! :-o Oh no! 3:] pet Smiley C-:-) user is a chef (:-I user is an egghead <:-I user is a dunce @:-) user is wearing a turban :-{} user wears lipstick @@:-{} user wears lipstick and a beehive :~( user is crying :-~) user has a cold =:-) user is a hosehead <:))>< Fish <+))>< Dead Fish >`)))>>< Happy Fish -----<;))>< Caught Fish `@;;;;;;;. . Centipede $-) Just won the Lottery \\//_ Vulcan greeting \\// LLP <(^..^)> Sun w/big ears (|= Toppled Mushroom @===(o~) Guitar I"I==={ o~} Electric Guitar (^-^) Happy Halloween Larger Ascii Drawings: (__) (oo) \/---\ || |\ The Cow ||-W||* |\/\/\/| | | | | | (o)(o) C _) Bart Simpson | ,____| | / /_____\ / \ `@ . @' (--) Frog Face ,,,,, {|*U*|} Santa Claus //|\\ () ^(, ,)@ Hoppin' Rabbit .../^^\...../^^\...../ (~v~) --"-"-- Bird Asleep on limb <(@) \\ Bird Head \^/ <(@!@)> __oooo___oooo__ Alien Peepin' Tom `(0) (0)' U I'm AWAKE!, Are You? --- ()__() O\--/O ()__() (\( oo ) ( . ) (\( oo ) \^`\%'^\ /__%\__\ \^`\%'^\ Teddi Doing Cartwheels ( . )\) (/( OO )\) ( . )\) Q/--\Q ()--() Q/--\Q Food and Drink section: /-\ /-\ /-\ /-\ - Shots \_/ - Drink |_| - Cocktail /_\ - Shot \___________/ - Big Drinker's drink Y - Goblet (_) - Glass of OJ [_] - A glass full of liquor \&&&/ - Pretzels \@@@/- Cheese Curls \ooo/ - Cheese Balls \~~~/ - Gummi Worms \###/ - Waffles \|||||||||/ - French Fries \OOO/ - Donuts • • | - Mega Smily \_/ Online Abbrivations: ADN Any Day Now AFAIK As Far As I Know AOL America OnLine BBS Bulletin Board System BTW By The Way CIS Compuserve Information Service CI$ Compuserve Information $ervice CU see you CUL8R see you later DIIK Darned If I Know ESAD Eat Spam And Die FAQ Frequently Asked Questions FITB Fill In The Blank FOAF Friend Of A Friend FWIW For What It's Worth FYA For Your Amusement FYI For Your Information grin (a suffix to signify a joke) GA Go Ahead (you turn, usually in a conference) grinning, ducking and running (a suffix to signify a joke at someone's expense) GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish That I had Said That HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious IAE In Any Event IC I see LOL Laugh out Loud IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IOW In Other Words KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid L8R later LSTYD Life Stinks Then You Die O&O Over & Out OIC Oh, I see OTOH On The Other Hand POV Point Of View ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing RSN Real Soon Now RTM Read The Manual TANJ There Ain't No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TIA Thanks In Advance TNX thanks TNXE6 thanks a million (E6 = 106) TPTB The Powers That Be TTBOMK To The Best of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTUL Talk To you Later very big grin WTF What The... WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSINOT What You See Is NOT what you get D/L: download U/L: upload B4: before BCNU: be seein' you BM: board manager BMUS: beem me up Scotty! BO: back off BTL: between the lines CBU: carbon based unit (human) SBU: silicon based unit (computer, also known as CPU) DGT: daughter DH: dear husband FU: fouled up FUBAR: fouled up beyound all recognition FWFN: farewell for now FTBOMH: from the bottom of my heart GUI: Graphical user interface GMTA: great minds think alike! HAND: have a nice day! HD: hard drive, or high density HTH: hit the hay (go to bed) ISO: in search of ITMSS: I take myself so seriously KUTGW: keep up the good work LAN: local area network LLAP: live long and prosper LTIS: laughing till I'm sick LMA: last minute addition MYOB: mind your own business MSG: message POB: pat on back RTFM: read the fine manual S/W: shareware SBI: so be it STBX: soon to be ex (as in soon to be ex-husband, wife etc.) SYSOP: system operator SAUNA - Society Against UnNecessary Acronyms TAFN: that's all for now TBC: to be continued TDMMDI: the devil made me do it TLC: tender loving care TNT: till next time! TTYL: talk to you later ROTFL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing FOTFL: Falling On The Floor Laughing IMBO: In My Biased Opinion : Evil Grin oic: Oh, I see : The other person has reached through the phone line, grabbed your modem, and slapped you with it. (ouch) kewl: cool More to come... The rest of the information: Version 2.8 Here's the scoop on this file: This file is PostCardware which means that if you like it please send us a postcard or e-mail. If you find that one of the faces in here is not correct in appearance or we have made a typo please send us some mail. Also if you wish to submit some smilies or abbrivations please send them to us. We are not responsible for any damage or problems that this file does to your computer or any other equipment. You can reach us at: Cortex Software 11718 Barrington Ct. P.O. Box #195 Los Angeles, CA, 90049 U.S.A. AOL: Kaplan Bry Internet: bek@earthspirit.org On compuserve? Use the internet gateway to send us stuff. We also have lots of other programs so send us your address to get a listing! ©1993-1994 Cortex Software Version History:sd .1: First version. .2: Added more faces. 1.0: Changed to Cortex Software. 2.0: Became a DA. 2.1: Beta Test. 2.2: Added more faces and fixed menu typing error. 2.5 Added the Food and Drink Section, added the Larger Picture section, and added the Online Abbrivations section. 2.6 Added more Abbrivations and Smileys. 2.7 Added more Abbrivations and Smileys. 2.8 Added more Abbrivations and Smileys, also corrected spelling errors and typos. This is the same as Smiley Faces by Bryan Kaplan. Its now in a DA form and has been updated so as to have MANY MANY more smileys:) For the Future: More More More of everything Reorgization of the DA Cutting and Pasting